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Yo, Whatz Up?
If you want the scoop, read my Bio below.
Hi, this is me, Aural Angel. And well, I hope you get to know me before I have to leave this plane of existence. You know many people say that you can only get bad things by sleeping with people like STD's and pregnancy, but I end up gaining powers that way.
SO, this is how I came to be:
(Mom) HATHOR, Egyptian Goddess of Happiness -- also known as HERET -- had the hots for RA or vice-versa. You never know with Sun Gods. Once when RA was being jeered at by Earthlings for looking frail after a heavy night, she took up a cudgel on his behalf. There was a rampage of frazzling which wiped out half the humans in the Nile Valley. She vowed to come back and take care of the rest after a weekend break. Initially flattered, RA was now horrified. To prevent further carnage he made secret arrangements with the brewing industry. Seven thousand jugs of red beer were poured into the Nile to look like blood of the slain. Intrigued by the vast red lake, my mom stopped to peer at her red reflection. A finger to the lips of the image, and a little lick. Mm, tasty. One thing lead to another and as predicted the biggest one-Goddess binge of all time was under way. Mom managed to span the entire earth in one night, to which there is a reference in the British Isles of the heather plant becoming a "good luck" charm after that night, and perhaps even being named after the goddess. So when my mother awoke with the worst hang-over in the history of the world, she had very little recollection of anything that had happened the night before, vaguely remembering that there was more out than what was in the Egyptian world. Concerned that I might be half human, my mother shielded me from the human world by sending me across the heavens to study with the different Egyptian Gods and Goddesses and after a time into different Pantheons. After I studied with HEA, the Mesopotamian Goddess of Wisdom, I developed fiery abilities. I realized that my mom really did have a thing for Sun Gods. So I went in search of my father -- which I managed to narrow the list down to 35 possible Gods. I really think that mom's bender, the night of my conception, is why I not only has the ability to obtain powers by sleeping with people, but is also why I can always hear the truth, even when someone is lying to me.
Oh yea, NO calling my mom a slut, or face my Battle Axe!!